Written during his sixteen-year stint pouring drinks behind the bar at The Grey Eagle Music Hall, a six-hundred person music venue in Appalachia, this first in the two-volume series from Sandlin Gaither contains quotes and statements said, mumbled, and shouted from anonymous patrons at the bar. One of the finest bathroom readers you'll ever encounter and an underground hit amongst bartenders everywhere.

The second Volume in this two-part series is just as good as the first!  Quotes from bar customers are divided into categories such as Family and Friends, Pick-Ups, Buzzkill, Dude, and Culinary Adventures that will make you lose all hope for humanity, if you hadn't already.